Professional Copywriter for Amateur Prices!


This is a Selling position in Anywhere posted Jun 17.

If you want to buy quality copy that really builds sales with Bitcoins, then you’ve clicked on the right thread.

I’m a professional copywriter, based in London, with many years experience of writing for big clients. I’ve written for MTV, The British Army, Viacom International, Nickelodeon, and many other famous names, gaining experience across web, print and TV.

One company paid hundreds of thousands to put my words on TV again and again. Why? They converted, and generated a substantial return on investment. If you’ve been annoyed by a direct response TV ad in the UK in the last 5 years, there’s a decent chance it was one of mine. If you’ve ever bought a product or used a service because of one, there’s an even bigger chance that it was down to me.

Simply put: I sell words that make money, and my words can be put to work for you, too.

I’m currently on sabbatical from my job as a conceptual copywriter in a big London agency. I’m taking a year off to enjoy being a new father and support my wife, who sadly can’t afford the luxury of a long career break. I really want to keep my hand in (daytime TV is killing me! Too many of my old ads!) but the terms of my contract prohibit me from taking up any freelance work while I’m away. I think they won’t mind me hammering out a few thousand words for you guys though, just so long as I’m not doing work for their competitors.

My price is 10 BTC per 1000 words.

Now, before you spit out your coffee, think about what you’re getting: a 1 to 1 service with a professional copywriter who would usually charge a day rate of £200 GBP or more. For 10 BTC, you’ll get 1000 words of truly compelling content. Content that draws the reader in, pushes them to keep reading, educates, informs, entertains and, most importantly, CONVERTS INTO SALES!

If you need copy that’s a cut above, content of a quality that you wouldn’t even expect to find on this site, then use me. I assure you that you won’t be disappointed.

I won’t mess you around on deadlines. If I say it’ll be a day, it’ll be a day. If I say a week, you know when to expect it. If I’m too busy to do it at all, then I’ll be totally straight with you. I’m looking to build some nice relationships here, so it’s in my best interests not to mess with your shit. If I do screw things up (we’re all human) I’ll put it right ASAP.

I’ll write anything, about anything. Articles, reviews, headlines, taglines, creative content like short stories, etc. etc. I also offer discounts for topics I’m interested in, or topics that I already know a bit about.

Payment terms are half up front, half on completion, unless you’re a super established Bitcoin Forum member. For you guys, the work is done first and you pay when you’re happy.

Any questions or comments, feel free to PM me, email me at

Skills Required

  • Copywriting
  • Content Writing
  • Creative
  • Strategy
  • Branding
  • Marketing Communications
  • SEO
  • Social Media Marketing


Salary: 10 BTC per 1000 words

How to Apply

Contact me by email at